
Old Fogeys After last month’s blog, I received a query: who or what was Big White Carstairs? Well, Big White Carstairs was a character invented by JB Morton for his humorous column in the Daily Express, under the pen-name Beachcomber. Carstairs was a British Empire stuffed shirt, obsessed with formalities and proprieties, who had perennial problems with his dress trousers, making attendance at dinner difficult in whatever corner of Africa or Asia provided his current posting. There was a lengthy thread of stories about him, titled ‘Trousers Over Africa’. Morton had served in the trenches in the first world war. Back in civvy street, he wrote the column, By the Way , by Beachcomber, from the 1920s to the 1970’s, for which he ought to have got a medal anyway, regardless of his wartime service. He was one of several conservative, indeed fogeyish, newspaper funny men of the mid-twentieth century. Despite active service in the British Army and subsequently in military intelligence...