Cambridge Hash, 2005, getting their feet wet at a beer stop in Lammas Land paddling pool

Never Been Much of a Joiner

Today was the 100th Parkrun on Coldham’s Common, Cambridge. I have banged on about Parkruns already, but for those of you who don’t know, they are organised 5 kilometre runs which take place in all sorts of places round the world at 9 am on Saturdays. The Coldham’s Common Parkrun was inaugurated as I recall in the innocent days of 2019, when we were blissfully unaware of what was about to hit us.

I usually either marshall or run at a neighbouring Parkrun, Storey’s Field. However today, in honour of their 100th event, I ran at Coldham’s Common. Suzy, the driving force behind the creation and maintenance of the Coldham’s Common run (setting up a Parkrun is no dawdle), gave a short but moving and inspiring address, first paying tribute to a keen parkrunner who died last week, then noting our great good luck in being able to run on this gloriously bright Saturday morning in the most beautiful city in the world, in these wonderful fields. Now, there may be some hyperbole there, and you will all have your own nomination for the most beautiful city in the world, but it put the appropriate fire in our bellies for running the three miles. It was a lovely event.

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It used to infuriate Madam that I was reluctant to sign up officially to groups or societies. My excuse was that I’ve never been much of a joiner. I wasn’t in the Scouts or anything like that as a kid. I had the attitude of the chap in Flann O’ Brien’s funny and creepy novel about Hell, The Third Policeman, that No is a better answer than Yes. As a postgraduate student in 1978, I joined the Labour Party, and thought that was my lot as regards joining.

Then, when I entered the world of work, I joined my trade union, and indeed for twenty years was a trade union officer, like my dad and my oldest brother. I used to boast that I had a 100% record: everyone I represented ended up resigning their post.

In the early 2000’s, reluctantly, I joined what was then the Horangi Taekwondo class, to be a buddy to my son Tom. I presumed that this would last until Tom no longer needed me, and then I could return to sitting in front of the telly with a beer in my hand. As it turned out, when Tom went to University in Bradford, he switched to Jiu Jitsu, in which he is now a black belt. Instead of packing in the Taekwondo as I had anticipated, I persevered and now I too am at Dan level. If you had told me thirty years ago that this would happen I would have been incredulous, to say the least.

I suppose that the most surprising joining I have done has been the Hash. This is a Hash House Harriers run every Monday night, which starts and ends at the pub. Madam joined the Cambridge Hash following an illness in the early years of this century. It was a terrific safety valve for her, and provided a community of support when she really needed it. I resisted all temptations to join, as I had seen the rituals after the Monday night run, and as noted in previous blogs, found them deeply embarrassing. Again, as observed before, they reminded me of The Sons of the Desert, to which Laurel and Hardy belonged.

So why did I cave in? The pandemic. In the first 2020 lockdown, the Hash continued to operate, albeit without any social interaction. The hare would lay the flour trail on the Monday, and then at different times over the next few days, hashers would run the course either individually or in family bubbles. As the course could sometimes lead through lonely areas, I started to accompany Linda so that she wasn’t there alone. Over the course of the next few months I came to admire the spirit which kept it going every week, without a single lapse throughout the year, and ended up being a Monday night hasher myself. I still find the ritual embarrassing, though.

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A few years ago, in yet another reorganisation of health services, cancer screening was moved from the NHS to Public Health England (now defunct), and so much of its management and the associated research became more formal. Retiring from the directorship of the NHS Cancer Screening Programmes, Julietta Patnick noted in an email that she felt that those of us who worked in the programmes or researched them had been like a family. Julietta will not be offended when I quote a colleague who said that she ran the screening programmes like a benevolent dictator, but you might argue that that is what the head of a family is. In any case, she made the decisions and took managerial responsibility for them, something rather rare in these jobsworth days.

Since 2015, I have been a member of the EU Guidelines Development Group for Breast Cancer Screening and Diagnosis. It includes people like me who work or carry out research in breast screening, and a group of methodological experts in reviewing the scientific literature. In the early days, there was an element of friction between the two groups, and again, I felt that the screening experts were like a family, presided over by the benign paterfamilias Chris de Wolf, an expert in delivery of screening programmes.

So actually, I have done quite a bit of joining. As Donne said, no man is an island, entire of itself.

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As a complete digression, I note that I mentioned my son Tom earlier in this piece. He is now in his late 20’s, but let me tell you a story of when he was between 18 months and two years old. One evening, I noticed him sitting peacefully at the top of the stairs. I went up and sat beside him. There we were, on the top stair, side by side, content with ourselves and with each other. After a couple of minutes, he climbed into my lap. Very gently, I began to sing to him.

‘Dad?’ said Tom in the softest of tones.

‘Yes,’ I replied, equally softly.

Very gently, he said, ‘Will you be quiet, please?’

 

 


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